aether
March 12, 2025 at 6:24:35 AM
Hark! I cometh to make proclamation: Shadow the Hedgehog be a craven, wretched knave! Yea, he didst relieve his wretched bladder upon mine own wedded wife. Verily, he didst unsheath his quilléd shame and didst water mine spouse as though she were a common field. And lo, he didst proclaim his manhood to be "THIS BIG," whereupon I didst recoil in utter disgust, and thus, I do make a scornful decree upon the parchment of mine Twittere.com:
Shadow the Hedgehog, thou art of minuscule measure! Thy loathsome rod is but the size of a walnut, nay, smaller still! And mark thee well, behold what manner mine own dong doth appear!
Lo, behold, good sirs! All points, nary a quill, nor yet a pillow to soften its wrath! Yea, it be like unto two stones and a most cursed vessel! He hath wronged me, and forsooth, I shall take vengeance upon this mortal coil! Behold, this is thy reckoning: MINE SUPER LASER PISS!
Yet mark this, I shall not water the earth, nay! I shall ascend yet higher… I SHALL PISS UPON THE MOON! How dost thou like that, King of this realm?! I HATH PISSED UPON THE MOON, THOU FOOL!
Thou hast but three and twenty hours ere the golden rain descendeth upon this wretched land. Now, be gone from mine sight, lest I turn mine stream upon thee as well!
Replied on: March 12, 2025 at 10:09:33 AM
ok get out
